In a candid moment, while speaking to the media, Ishant
confessed that it was the long hair that crowded his vision while bowling the
48th over against the Aussies in the match in Mohali. The fast
bowler gave away 30 runs in the second last over which clinched the match away
from the Indians. Till the 47th nothing looked to be working for the
Aussies. The celebrations in the Indian Camp, although quite mistaken, were on,
with the skipper regrouping his team after every over, to decide the venue for
the after party. Our sources tell us that the youngsters in the team had not fully
concurred with skipper’s choice. Dhoni had looked tense thereafter.
When asked about the details, the bowler volunteered to
imitate his run-up for the media and prove his point. “Usually I try to throw the ball very fast randomly on any part of the
pitch. I never needed to see where I was bowling. By the laws of probability, I
would always bowl some good balls. But in that over, MS, all of a sudden, asked
me to pitch it in the right areas. That’s just not how it works with me. Now if
you ask an experienced bowler to change his bowling strategy in like 10 minutes;
Aisa thodi hota hai yaar. But still I tried.”
Ishant imitated himself rather skilfully to illustrate how as
soon as he had to release the ball after the run up, spaghetti in coal sauce
type hair would completely block his eyes, which he was so desperately
dependent on ; now that he had to see where he was bowling. When asked what he was going to take back
from this match, Ishant said – “One, I’m
going to sue our team hairdresser, who is ultimately and totally responsible
for our loss today. Two, I’m going to Tirupati to donate my hair for the
greater good of mankind and cricket.” When asked if bowling to James
Faulkner will give him the hibiby-jibies in the coming matches, Ishant in his signature style
rebutted that he didn’t really give a ‘faulk’
about him.
The 7ft bowler, still seeming to be recovering from shock and
paranoia, refused to comment any further. “We’re
still having that party. I have to go.” – He is learnt to have said before
leaving.