Sunday, August 9, 2009

The tale of the endebriated cooler

My situation now...half of me is still trying to convince that this is a nightmare which I'm going to wake from in a few minutes or hours while the incessant conditions and surroundings make me feel otherwise, to succumb to the present reality and admit the faux pas. Never have I been so critical of my horoscope than now..this very instant.

My very own cooler, Kenstar Vibrant abcd...blah blah blah, as appropriately it is named " vibrant" ..sure it is..it woke me from one of the most comforting naps I 've ever had in this 8 by 8 hostel room of mine. Its still hard to accept ,that I'm really at the receiving end of this new blunder.Well the responsibilty of this blunder is not particularly and entirely mine , but the fact that some part of my shopping dexterity has been responsible for this ..this malign sceanrio, I'm almost optimistic of a part of the blame. Now, there is one particular part of my brain , constantly insisting on making me accept that " this happens all the time , call the engineer( ironic!!!) and you'll be sorted in a day or two" whereas I do not deny the presence of an impressive grey cells fretting + frowning at my own destiny , the fact that admiring thr trend in the past few months , almost always I'm enriched with similar fate. Not that I hate it ( at 4:39 am..im sure im definitely lying when I said this) , I'll rather interpret it as ye another failure report, bringing me closer to the realities of life, a tete a tete with "all " the worst case scenarios I may face in the future. Just one suggestion , God, please keep the suffering a bit more gradual, coz as confidant , bold, enthrilling , adventurous, " cool" ( ohhk..thats a substancial number of adjectives ..P.S. those who think I get diplomatic when I praise myself, btw it goes against my policy of restricted jactitation) I may appear from the eyes of humanity..I'm almost certain that you're aware that I'm getting more and more blemished by the day. Its hard to convince oneself almost everytime in these utopian scenarios , its going to end someday. The bottom line of time considered inauspicious looks to be a lucrative proposition for now, I hope my reincarnated trust in astrological predictions is not emaciated yet again, this time lets keep the suffering till 2011...I have had enough!!!

This post is incomplete unless I mention why sarcasm is kicking in naturally at this stage, being more of a ner person, one of my instinctive reflexes was to check for reviews for this model of coolers on the net, and I did get'em ..almost simultaneous to my acknowledgment to the "2" written in the column of number of reviews, I was almost sure the situation is bound to get more dense here. Nevertheless I do accept it had to be paradoxical anyway ,considering the fact that I'm searching for reviews for a product which I've irreversibly bought just a day before..so basically while an encouraging review would frustrate me further at the look of this more or so " personal " tragedy, while a depreciating review would make me guilty of my own choice in products as well as my ominous fate and guess what..I get to experience both these relevatations ( all kudos to the completely contradictory nature of reviews) Nevertheless , let the optimism kick in ... I 'll let you know what happened in a day or two ( and I'll try not to procastinate further)...Not to forget the one positive I bag tonight... to be able to write this article ..which may or may not help me in the much more taxing, foreseeble struggle which I'm formally going to pursue tommorrow (technicak today that is) .

P.S. after my brief and redundant( and failed :( ) stints at fixing the cooler , I've almost succeeding at fixing a keyboard key of my very loyal laptop. Nevertheless , one thing to rejoice and sleep with satisfaction.

:)